It has been one very long weekend for these two landlords.

John comes home and I say "umm asked you to keep me posted on when you would be home"
John says "no you didn't" I say "um yes I did" and I then recite the text he had previously gotten and responded to. John says "oh I'm sorry" I said "no worries potatoes just in dinner won't be until 8-8:30"

John then walks around the corner......

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA